WrathofKevin: in my room is either the biggest spider ever or an eight legged bear



WrathofKevin: theres the bear spider
WrathofKevin: His name is Spidear, Eater of Flesh/Souls/Mariah Carey
WrathofKevin: he had the strength of an army of genetically modified pro wrestlers
WrathofKevin: notice the white spot on him
WrathofKevin: thats his EYES BEING SO BIG, THEY REFLECT THE CAMERA FLASH
magisterofmayhem: AAAAAH
WrathofKevin: yeah for real, i know
WrathofKevin: he was armed with 8...arms
WrathofKevin: i merely held a baseball bat and some duct tape
WrathofKevin: it was a fierce battle through hell and back
WrathofKevin: he swung his mighty death-arm at me, barely missing my head
WrathofKevin: and thats when i saw my chance to strike!
WrathofKevin: but he was too quick, for he was a cunning foe
WrathofKevin: and he at once took off, to contemplate his next move underneath my dresser
WrathofKevin: and, underestimating his fierce determination, i went to procure better weapons
WrathofKevin: and upon returning, came to find that my adversary had vanished entirely
WrathofKevin: he is surely hiding in the corners, waiting for me to let my guard down
WrathofKevin: so he can eat my entire head while i sleep
WrathofKevin: but im ready
WrathofKevin: oh yes
WrathofKevin: im ready
magisterofmayhem: keep going
WrathofKevin: nah, thats really all
WrathofKevin: were at a stale-mate
WrathofKevin: he knows where i sleep, but i know his weaknesses
WrathofKevin: for, you see, Spidear is a brilliant tactician and a ferocious fighter, but he lacks one thing
WrathofKevin: and that thing is deadly poison, which i own a lot of
WrathofKevin: he may have arms the size of tree trunks, but ive got enough spider poison to kill off the entire hidden city of Spidertropolis
WrathofKevin: which is, of course, the city beneath the earth where the spiders converge to plot the destruction of their most hated enemies
magisterofmayhem: alright, i didn't actually say this line, but this joke, and subsequently, this page, has ended. scroll up and click the picture of the spider to go or return to the main site