SparklyChicky: my best friend from when i was younger called me today
magisterofmayhem: would you let him tap that
SparklyChicky: heh, we're not gonna tap anything
magisterofmayhem: what about a keg of boogers
SparklyChicky: ew
magisterofmayhem: what if your brother was underneath the keg
magisterofmayhem: and you got to pour boogers all over him
SparklyChicky: hehehe
SparklyChicky: maybe then
magisterofmayhem: what if they were my boogers and jon ate them
SparklyChicky: gross
SparklyChicky: no
magisterofmayhem: why would that be gross
magisterofmayhem: would you want to eat my boogers?
SparklyChicky: no, i dont want anyone eating anyone's boogers
magisterofmayhem: what if i ate my own boogers
SparklyChicky: no
magisterofmayhem: what if i was like
magisterofmayhem: BOOGERS!
magisterofmayhem: would that be funny
SparklyChicky: no
magisterofmayhem: what if your friend was like hey meagan i will only be friends with you if you eat this booger, and he pulls out a big booger from his nose
magisterofmayhem: and it's kind of bloody because he actually ripped out a chunk of his nose to get it
SparklyChicky: hehehe.... ew
magisterofmayhem: what if you went to pick your nose and instead of a booger you pulled out spot instead and he was like meow :) and hugged you
SparklyChicky: hehehehe
SparklyChicky: aw
magisterofmayhem: but he had some boogers on him
magisterofmayhem: would you hug him
magisterofmayhem: what would you do if spot walked into the room and he was all wet and you went to pet him and he did that dog thing where he shook and sprayed water all over but it turns out it was snot and boogers and you got hit in the face with it and it went all over your clothes
SparklyChicky: i would probably kick spot out
magisterofmayhem: what would you do if i went to touch your boobs but my hand was covered in boogers but it was dark and you couldnt tell and you thought maybe i just licked my fingers or something but then i turned the light on later and you saw boogers all over your boobs
SparklyChicky: hehehehe
SparklyChicky: i'd smack you
SparklyChicky: and what makes you think i would let you touch my boobs?
magisterofmayhem: i'm speaking in a hypothetical situation world
magisterofmayhem: what if i rubbed the boogers in and they dried and got stuck forever
magisterofmayhem: and you had to get surgery to remove them
magisterofmayhem: what would you do if you thought i gave you a hickey on your neck but it didnt ever go away and it was like a month later and you realized it was dried bloody boogers on your neck
SparklyChicky: omg stop
magisterofmayhem: you're lucky you said that
magisterofmayhem: the next one was going to be really gross
magisterofmayhem: boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers boogers
magisterofmayhem: okay
magisterofmayhem: i think i got all the boogers out of my system
magisterofmayhem: that wasnt what i wanted to say, by the way
magisterofmayhem: but i said it to release all of my boogerial tendencies
SparklyChicky: hehehe
magisterofmayhem: what would you do if this black guy ran up to you on the street and he opens up his coat and he's got watches all over his coat and they look like watches you'd want to buy so you're like okay maybe i'll buy one of the watches and you go to take one and he grabs your face and jams his nose up against your cheek and just starts blowing his nose onto your face and you try to pull away and he's got his nose against your mouth and he's just blowing his nose as hard as he can and boogers are spraying into your mouth and you're choking on them because you cant breathe so you're forced to swallow them and he keeps doing that for like 3 minutes and you cant get away and eventually blood starts coming out instead of snot or whatever and he stops and just wipes the remaining stuff all over your face and then he sprints away as fast as he can
SparklyChicky: i thought you were done
magisterofmayhem: i guess not
magisterofmayhem: but i am now