Subject:   Your website got me FIRED!!! 
   From:   "Christopher H." <hummer4**@*****.***> 
   Date:   Thu, June 30, 2005 12:28 pm 
     To:   dave@rush6*.***

Hi.  I stumbled across your site and started reading the mini-logs first.  
I am at work and I was laughing out loud repeatedly, something which I 
never do because I am an unhappy person.  So my boss comes over and says 
"What the fuck are you doing?"  and I said "Suck my horsecock you big fat 
piece of pubic hair " and he said "You're FIRED!".  And I said, "Can I at 
least finish reading this" And the homosexual man said "ok, sure".  so I 
got done reading all 488 mini-logs, and was cleaning out my desk to leave 
and I realized I had only read the "favorites".  So I went in and asked 
Mr. Big Ass if I could stay to read the rest, and he said, "Ok, but only 
if I can join you."  I told him that would be nice, so we sat together 
and read and laughed and he told me I had a really cute laugh and that he 
would like me to stay.  So I got fired, but only for about a half hour, 
so everything is ok.

 HUMMER