answered questions:
(click the question fragment to read the full question and its answer.
the questions are split up into pages, 5 questions each, for your convenience.)
#214) "If you were allowed to kill five people with no repercussion who would they..."
Asked by: Lapital
, Time answered: June 25, 2006 - 3:49 pm
#213) "Have you ever taken an antibiotic (the capsule full of "powder" kind)..."
Asked by: Rush
, Time answered: June 25, 2006 - 3:46 pm
#212) "what is the church of da\/e"
Asked by: underage girl
, Time answered: June 25, 2006 - 3:41 pm
#211) "Okay, so you seemed pretty excited about the Silent Hill movie, and I was just..."
Asked by: Ther
, Time answered: June 25, 2006 - 3:31 pm
#210) "Do you prefer partially or fully hydrogenated soy bean oil? ...also are large..."
Asked by: Your mom\
, Time answered: June 25, 2006 - 3:23 pm
#209) "Would you ever consider turning your site into a reality dating site? Men,..."
Asked by: Lapital
, Time answered: April 24, 2006 - 1:37 am
#208) "what do you think of myspace?"
Asked by: p
, Time answered: April 22, 2006 - 12:38 am
#207) "sorry for the pot joke"
Asked by: taco
, Time answered: April 22, 2006 - 12:37 am
#206) "Why is Dave so damn sexy? And can I get some of that? kthx."
Asked by: xterminator
, Time answered: April 2, 2006 - 10:06 am
#205) "what kind of gay website is this anyway man!!!!!!!!!!!!!you are a canadian poofte.GIMP!!!!!!"
Asked by: you suck willy!!!!!!!!!!!!
, Time answered: April 2, 2006 - 9:59 am
#204) "when i say "BING" whats the first thing you think of. if you said..."
Asked by: taco
, Time answered: April 2, 2006 - 9:43 am
#203) "Hey dude, we talked like last year or something, I think your life kinda stunk..."
Asked by: CrazyBaldMan
, Time answered: April 2, 2006 - 9:37 am
#202) "well, whatever the reason, i love lapital. even if he is horrifyingly grotesque...well...hmm...anyway,..."
Asked by: piper
, Time answered: April 2, 2006 - 9:24 am
#201) "will i ever be happy again?"
Asked by: shanna
, Time answered: April 2, 2006 - 9:12 am
#200) "why do you suck so much? that kevin kid looks gay"
Asked by: ben
, Time answered: April 2, 2006 - 9:11 am
#199) "WTF CAUSED THE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK IN LAND OF THE DEAD?"
Asked by: 29
, Time answered: April 2, 2006 - 9:03 am
#198) "What happened to the Coreys?"
Asked by: Erin
, Time answered: April 2, 2006 - 8:50 am
#197) "If I think I see the Virgin Mary in my poops, does that mean I have to become..."
Asked by: Erin
, Time answered: April 2, 2006 - 8:44 am
#196) "Thanks for answering so quickly instead of the like month it took you to answer..."
Asked by: Erin!
, Time answered: April 2, 2006 - 8:34 am
#195) "i've fallen in love with your friend lapital. why is this?"
Asked by: piper
, Time answered: January 23, 2006 - 7:55 pm
#194) "Why do Mormons get their own planet when they die, and I'm just stuck with this..."
Asked by: Erin
, Time answered: December 6, 2005 - 9:00 pm
#193) "would you marry Oprah?"
Asked by: kaylee
, Time answered: December 6, 2005 - 8:55 pm
#192) "What do you think of Gamma Ray? Do they suck?"
Asked by: Lapital
, Time answered: December 6, 2005 - 8:46 pm
#191) "i need the sacrilege source code. give it to me."
Asked by: the death of a thousand sinners
, Time answered: December 6, 2005 - 8:45 pm
#190) "Why do people ask me things when there are perfectly good services such as 'dave's..."
Asked by: Lapital
, Time answered: December 6, 2005 - 6:34 pm
#189) "Is violence the answer?"
Asked by: Pikey
, Time answered: December 6, 2005 - 6:27 pm
#188) "Do blind people feel... "love at first sight"? i mean, that's just..."
Asked by: kaylee
, Time answered: December 6, 2005 - 6:14 pm
#187) "What does the term "bush-league" mean? Thanks"
Asked by: frac
, Time answered: December 6, 2005 - 6:10 pm
#186) "Why is dsl (damn small linux) so cool? also, why does your site look better..."
Asked by: butternuts
, Time answered: December 6, 2005 - 6:05 pm
#185) "My birthday is over and I didn't even hear a peep from you. Was this a deliberate..."
Asked by: Lapital
, Time answered: September 23, 2005 - 2:16 pm
#184) "and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and..."
Asked by: rush
, Time answered: September 23, 2005 - 2:12 pm
#183) "Why does lapital keep asking questions over and over and over and over and over..."
Asked by: rush
, Time answered: September 23, 2005 - 1:57 pm
#182) "What are some fresh, new, awesome metal bands I dont have and should start listening..."
Asked by: Lapital
, Time answered: September 22, 2005 - 8:46 pm
#181) "If you had to play one NES game for 24 hours straight, no breaks, which would..."
Asked by: Lapital
, Time answered: September 9, 2005 - 1:43 am
#180) "My mom enjoys puzzle games like Tetris, Dr.Mario, Bejeweled, etc. Previously..."
Asked by: Lapital
, Time answered: September 9, 2005 - 1:36 am
#179) "Okay, no cheating on these... try to guess the band and song from the lines..."
Asked by: Lapital
, Time answered: September 9, 2005 - 1:07 am
#178) "In your opinion which Super Mario game was the most difficult?"
Asked by: Lapital
, Time answered: September 9, 2005 - 1:00 am
#177) "Hey, I hear you can get a SUB, a POP, and CHIPS for only $2.50 at Mr.Sub. Is..."
Asked by: Lappy2Flappy
, Time answered: September 9, 2005 - 12:43 am
#176) "I IMed this to you last night, but i have a follow-up that is a question, and..."
Asked by: Dunc
, Time answered: September 9, 2005 - 12:33 am
#175) "happy millionth "happy birthday"!"
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: September 9, 2005 - 12:29 am
#174) "answer my questions asswhore"
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: September 9, 2005 - 12:27 am
#173) "also, how did you make this FAQ? i have a feeling it's alot easier than i think,..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: September 3, 2005 - 12:56 pm
#172) "did bulldogs come to be because a bull did a dog? 0_0"
Asked by: kaylee
, Time answered: September 2, 2005 - 8:44 am
#171) "i noticed there is always at least 1 unanswered question, even right after a..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: September 2, 2005 - 8:38 am
#170) "who's cruel idea was it to put the "S" in lisp?"
Asked by: kaylee
, Time answered: August 13, 2005 - 5:59 am
#169) "hey jerk. what's the big idea with pinning question 165 on me? i was the one..."
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: August 12, 2005 - 2:22 am
#168) "why are you so lazy and slack off on answering questions?!!! PEOPLE LOOK TO..."
Asked by: rini
, Time answered: August 11, 2005 - 12:48 pm
#167) "Hey fruitballs, I was just wondering how large your mouth is, since I didn't..."
Asked by: Guesswhothisis
, Time answered: August 11, 2005 - 12:37 pm
#166) "it has, hasn't it?"
Asked by: johh
, Time answered: August 11, 2005 - 12:37 pm
#165) "has the inevitable yet sweet death of dave's FAQ finally come at 161?? still:..."
Asked by: johh
, Time answered: August 11, 2005 - 12:29 pm
#164) "Why is it all produce in america doesn't seem to have any "grown in"..."
Asked by: Rush(In cali!)
, Time answered: August 11, 2005 - 12:19 pm
#163) "Two questions about stuff on the index of crap: 1. who took that Kiss picture?..."
Asked by: jennasess
, Time answered: August 11, 2005 - 12:08 pm
#162) "Ne volniche bud schastliven...???"
Asked by: Ya_nes_Zhay
, Time answered: August 11, 2005 - 12:03 pm
#161) "who was giggidy wiggidy with jiggily wiggily, and how many butts did they fetch?"
Asked by: rush
, Time answered: July 10th, 2005 - 9:20 PM
#160) "holy fuckshit, you've been linked to by www.entensity.net, the newest post under..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: blah
#159) "It's 11:08 PM. Do you know where your children are?"
Asked by: Nick
, Time answered: June 30, 2005 - 8:26 AM
#158) "how can i contact you without asking a question?"
Asked by: morethandork
, Time answered: June 30, 2005 - 8:21 AM
#157) "why does gunby havea crooked head?"
Asked by: s
, Time answered: June 14, 2005 - 5:36 AM
#156) "what would you do if your mom tried to be you . where your clothes, have the..."
Asked by: e
, Time answered: June 14, 2005 - 5:22 AM
#155) "i've heard armadillos can contrat stds. If so could you please tell me what..."
Asked by: emily
, Time answered: June 14, 2005 - 4:48 AM
#154) "why does bill talk about cock so much?"
Asked by: 29
, Time answered: June 09, 2005 - 1:31 AM
#153) "to the moby question: it depends on how the person looks at it. if said person..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: June 09, 2005 - 1:27 AM
#152) "are you really just going to let the FAQ die like that? ARE YOU REALLY THAT..."
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: June 04, 2005 - 2:26 PM
#151) "Should I become a wandering holy man?"
Asked by: Mike
, Time answered: June 04, 2005 - 3:33 AM
#150) "Can I, your fat buddy Rush from Canada who lives in an igloo and survives off..."
Asked by: Rush
, Time answered: June 04, 2005 - 3:25 AM
#149) "Why the hell didn't you update the logs for Memorial Day? Don't you care about..."
Asked by: Meagan
, Time answered: june 1st, 2 am
#148) "Memorial day has come and passed, so where is our mini-log update?! SLACKER!"
Asked by: Lapitroll
, Time answered: june 1st, 2 am
#147) "exactly when did your FAQ stop tickling my genitals?"
Asked by: joe
, Time answered: june 1st, 2 am
#146) "You know how when you buy a video game, at the back of the manual it has blank..."
Asked by: Lapital
, Time answered: june 1st, 2 am
#145) "When did moby start to suck? I want the exact month or date range."
Asked by: Rush
, Time answered: may 18th - 9:12 am
#144) "if i move to massachussetts, would you come there and marry me? you know, considering..."
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: may 11
#143) "what is your stance on genital mutilation?"
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: may 9th at 7 AM
#142) "I am sexually attracted to the Care Bears, so my question is, what kind of loving..."
Asked by: Erin
, Time answered: saturday, 11:01 am
#141) "sup?"
Asked by: 29
, Time answered: may 6, 2:54 am
#140) "What significance does the line "I didn't know that WAS meat loaf"..."
Asked by: Lapital
, Time answered: may 6, 2:46am
#139) "In regards to the mini-logs. No peeking now! 1. Who did you say 'my mom's dead..."
Asked by: Lappy2Flappy
, Time answered: May 05, 2005
#138) "if a tree falls on a mime in the forest, and no one is around, does the mime..."
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: apr25, 2pm
#137) "how many glasses of blended baby do you drink a day?"
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: DEAD BABIES
#136) "WHAT THE FUCK? REFUSE MY CONNECTION ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL PUNCH YOUR ENTIRE..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: 8:08
#135) "okay, didnt refuse me this time, thank u dave site! okay, this isnt a question..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: 8:05
#134) "my question is as follows: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, considered..."
Asked by: johh
, Time answered: woodchuck
#133) "If you had 5 dollars Canadian what would you do with it? Would you move to Canada?"
Asked by: Russ
, Time answered: 8 am
#132) "if you ever found out something really awful had happened, like your girlfriend..."
Asked by: lindsay
, Time answered: mar 31
#131) "Could you please describe life (however you want to interpret that) in three..."
Asked by: Jennasess
, Time answered: life time
#130) "Why didn't you update your minilogs on Easter? Was I not funny enough? I guess..."
Asked by: Lappy2Flappy
, Time answered: same
#129) "Please, please, make my man drop down dead. Please, Dave. If you care about..."
Asked by: Stupit
, Time answered: 3/29/05 - 1:00 AM
#128) "what is your favorite euphemism for having sex?"
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: sex
#127) "although the picture was drawn with the name, i'd have to say that was very..."
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: 3/20 - 3pm
#126) "if you were a super hero, what would your super name be? "
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: 10:33
#125) "i got three questions in a row on the answer page... is this a record? what..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: yay
#124) "does dave actually ever laugh out loud at anything, or are you unable to find..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: lol time
#123) "who would win in a funny contest? you or seanbaby? prefferably ask an outside..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: gay patrick's gay
#122) "you said that a lawyer in a suit amongst a group of his peers saying "pardon..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: st patrick's gay
#121) "If cheese is purple, and tastes similiar to hamburger, then why do dogs fall..."
Asked by: fett
, Time answered: st patrick's day
#120) "if i was a chick, and you weren't with lisa, would you do me?"
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: march11
#119) "Why have you abanadoned this? You know I check it everyday and consequently..."
Asked by: Cuntrag, AKA Meagan
, Time answered: LOL
#118) "What is the most effective race/class combo in dungeon crawl to clear the tomb?..."
Asked by: Lapital
, Time answered: 11:30
#117) "Why is my boyfriend so fucking stupid? Is it a problem all men deal with??..."
Asked by: Cassie
, Time answered: idunno
#116) "which is funnier: poop or poopy? i wrote poop on the board at school (long..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: march 8
#115) "If you could have two of any part of your body, what would you pick? (if you..."
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: scott's birthday
#114) "Am I the coolest person you've ever met?"
Asked by: LISAAAAAAAA
, Time answered: 12:26 am on some day
#113) "Why haven't you answered my question yet? Are you ignoring my question?"
Asked by: 29
, Time answered: :|
#112) "My toes are sticking out of my socks and it's bugging me. What should I do?"
Asked by: 29
, Time answered: toe time
#111) "Everytime i try to open an IM on AIM, the program errors and shuts down. Help..."
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: what
#110) "Dave, I heard that armadillos can be house broken. Is this true, and if it..."
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: 2/21/05 - 10:55 PM
#109) "Do big cats (lions, tigers, panthers, etc.) purr, just like housecats do?"
Asked by: Ther
, Time answered: 02/20/05 - 10:19 AM
#108) "Yes?"
Asked by: Whore
, Time answered: 02/19/05 - 5:29 PM
#107) "Could you wake me up before you go-go?"
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: WHAM!
#106) "Valentine's Day = Monday Monday = Holiday Holiday = New Logs? :)"
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: day before vday
#105) "What would the coolest colour I could dye my hair be? & What are the top..."
Asked by: Rush
, Time answered: :/
#104) "i am currently taking up an interest in beastiality. I was just wondering what..."
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: !
#103) ""i'm like bears fucking walk up to this" wut in fuck"
Asked by: matttttt
, Time answered: hehe
#102) "dave, did i ever tell you that you're my hero?"
Asked by: paul
, Time answered: 1/30/04 - 8:24 PM
#101) "when getting ass-rammed, do you prefer reacharounds or to masturbate?"
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: sunday 11:30pm
#100) "Question #100 hahahahahahah yeah what what uhhh... question... uhm... Bush..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: uh
#99) "Did you ever see Napoleon Dynamite? If so, did you like it? Seems people either..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: brave little toaster
#98) "Since you and others have compared your FAQ to Google Answers, I have a good..."
Asked by: Ther™
, Time answered: 1/20/05 - 7:03 PM
#97) "I'm just a kid. Can you tell me what puke is?"
Asked by: Ther™
, Time answered: 1/20/05 - 6:52 PM
#96) "What did Eve say to Adam after having their 1000th baby?"
Asked by: Rikki
, Time answered: 1/20/05 - 6:47 PM
#95) "[question totally ignored]"
Asked by: lindsay
, Time answered: TIME
#94) "Can you shave my grundle and anal regions for me, please?"
Asked by: 29
, Time answered: grundle time
#93) "Dave, Do you think lindsay would go out on a date with me? Actually answer this..."
Asked by: Doug
, Time answered: hehe i'm mean
#92) "is there really such thing as drinking too much water? because i drink tons,..."
Asked by: tha mizzatt
, Time answered: eyy
#91) "Dave, I am lactose-intolerate. So, if i eat an entire live cow, will my lactose-intolerance..."
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: 3/4 of black people!
#90) "Dave, For some reason, the left side of my body is completely numb and unable..."
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: 01/08/05 - 1:17 AM
#89) "Why Are things transported ny car shipment and things transported by ship cargo?..."
Asked by: Quizzle
, Time answered: argh
#88) "Do you know how they make bubble wrap? ive always wondered but im not sure"
Asked by: Quizzle
, Time answered: 01/06/05 - 12:23 AM
#87) "Who is that hot-ass girl in the picture of "The Eight-Legged Bear"..."
Asked by: skinny
, Time answered: 01/06/05 - 12:12 AM
#86) "where do u come up with your ideas to these stories and things??? u are so hillarious!"
Asked by: noor
, Time answered: ditto - 2:02 PM
#85) "do people really visit this site directly? i linked to it from Fazed.net while..."
Asked by: =Þ
, Time answered: same day -1:53 PM
#84) "does submitting questions work right? i'm just testing."
Asked by: Dave
, Time answered: 01/05/05 - 1:35 PM
#83) "if my mother and i are living with a man, who isn't my biological father nor..."
Asked by: lindsay
, Time answered: date - time
#82) "Not really a question, but a comment on "The greatest story" (re:..."
Asked by: Geoffrey Dean Jackson
, Time answered: new year's eve eve, 2pm
#81) "Kind of late to ask this: What do you think of Dimebag Darrell's death? Care/not..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: ???
#80) "how was dave's christmas? okay, question: how is christmas able to be a national..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: 12/28/04 - 12:30 PM
#79) "What the hell were your parents thinking when they had you?! Haha... that's..."
Asked by: Rikki
, Time answered: dec 27, 1 AM
#78) "Yes, i did put my balls in a toaster...because your answer to my last question..."
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: CHRISTMAS EVE
#77) "Dave, why is it that everytime i think of you my balls start to tingle?"
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: dec 22nd at 2pm
#76) "¡¿si éramos ambas ardillas, el guirigay español aquí porque soy seguro..."
Asked by: lindsay, you're welcome
, Time answered: yeah!
#75) ""i'm not actually funny." -dave you know when you tell a pretty girl..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: time to be like ":)"
#74) "Hello, How many questions do you expect to answer over the life span of the..."
Asked by: Johnny
, Time answered: christmas is in 3 days
#73) "Dave, if you could have a mythical beast as a pet, what mythical beast would..."
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: some date - 9:31 AM
#72) "Why does my head feel like it's going to explode? I mean.. it feels as if my..."
Asked by: 29
, Time answered: date.. WITH MY FIST
#71) "Dear dave, If your mom had some disease like...being hit by a truck, would you..."
Asked by: Axe weilding brainiac
, Time answered: time.. TO DIE
#70) "Dave, will wearing black with navy blue ever be fashionable? When? I trust..."
Asked by: Ther [that little TM thing because i don't want to look it up in charmap and when you submit it with your question it gets messed up and displays wrong]
, Time answered: i'm not writing it anymore
#69) "What is the most homosexual thing you have ever talked about? Please describe..."
Asked by: Rush
, Time answered: tired of writing the date/time
#68) "Do I carry any STDs?"
Asked by: Nick
, Time answered: 12/20/04 - 8:31 PM
#67) "A serious question: how'd you add that little heart icon in front of the url..."
Asked by: matt
, Time answered: 12/20/04 - 8:24 PM
#66) "your FAQ is impressive, but.. don't you feel like this is a waste of your time?..."
Asked by: lindsay
, Time answered: 12/17/04 - 11:16 AM
#65) "In your own opinion, whats the best band in the world?"
Asked by: Josh
, Time answered: 12/16/04 - 8:19 AM
#64) "How many words do you think you've typed in your whole life? I understand this..."
Asked by: Suedehead
, Time answered: 12/16/04 - 6:08 AM
#63) "is it just a coincidence that you put the new mini-logs up on holidays? Or..."
Asked by: Frisbee Jen
, Time answered: 12/16/04 - 5:49 AM
#62) "Please read the following Oregon state legislation law, and tell me if it means..."
Asked by: Cassie
, Time answered: 12/16/04 - 5:49 AM
#61) "What the hell is the deal with WORK? I mean, sure it pays the bills... But..."
Asked by: Cassie
, Time answered: 12/16/04 - 5:24 AM
#60) "If what we say is "nothing is forever" then what makes then what makes..."
Asked by: "Ther™" (did i get it right?)
, Time answered: 12/16/04 - 5:23 AM
#59) "Why is everything better in space? Eg. Dracula 3000"
Asked by: Scott
, Time answered: 12/16/04 - 5:06 AM
#58) "when is my senior project due? :("
Asked by: "104?! holy shit!!11"
, Time answered: 12/16/04 - 5:01 AM
#57) "wtf"
Asked by: 29
, Time answered: 12/16/04 - 4:59 AM
#56) "If a train leaves Los Angeles at 4:35 PM going eastbound at 84 mph, and a train..."
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: 12/16/04 - 4:58 AM
#55) "while recently having a conversation about one of the homosexuals in my school,..."
Asked by: "same dude again, dude"
, Time answered: 12/16/04 - 4:50 AM
#54) "probably already been asked, but how the hell did you get so damned funny? and..."
Asked by: "look behind you"
, Time answered: 12/16/04 - 4:15 AM
#53) "why'd you stop answering questions? when are you going to resume?"
Asked by: Myself
, Time answered: 12/07/04 - 8:26 PM
#52) "How would you explain the colour blue to a blind person? Infact how would you..."
Asked by: Rush
, Time answered: 12/02/04 - 2:55 AM
#51) "What is your favorite food? How many of the people on your buddylist hate eating..."
Asked by: somebody pretending to be Rush
, Time answered: 12/02/04 - 2:41 AM
#50) "Dave, what do those little men that live under my dresser do at night? sometimes,..."
Asked by: Joe
, Time answered: 12/02/04 - 2:17 AM
#49) "what is the smallest amount of money i would be required to pay you in exchange..."
Asked by: wrath of mangus beef
, Time answered: 12/02/04 - 2:17 AM
#48) "if cut your balls of and shofed them in you mouth and shouved you dick in your..."
Asked by: anominsis
, Time answered: 12/02/04 - 12:41 AM
#47) "Dave, During an AIM conversation, has anyone ever made you laugh so hard you..."
Asked by: Anonymous
, Time answered: 12/01/04 - 1:47 AM
#46) "Can I eat those anus M&M's?"
Asked by: 29
, Time answered: 12/01/04 - 1:46 AM
#45) "how many licks does it take till you get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
Asked by: P$
, Time answered: 12/01/04 - 1:44 AM
#44) "Can I have sex with Scott while he has sex with you when you're 80?"
Asked by: Russ
, Time answered: 11/28/04 - 5:30 PM
#43) "Dave, seeing as how you already tackled the question of how many m&m's you..."
Asked by: firax
, Time answered: 11/28/04 - 5:15 PM
#42) "Dave... How many M&M's can you get into your mouth at once?? And I don't..."
Asked by: Cassie
, Time answered: 11/28/04 - 5:01 PM
#41) "<b>magisterofmayhem</b>: if you had to lose your taste buds or your..."
Asked by: Dave, to Kevin
, Time answered: 11/26/04 - 5:11 AM
#40) "What do you think the phrase "I'll make you drop YOUR banana" really..."
Asked by: The Laniard Spaniard
, Time answered: 11/25/04 - 11:14 PM
#39) "Being Thanksgiving and all... what are you most thankful for?"
Asked by: Josh
, Time answered: 11/25/04 - 1:41 PM
#38) "Why doesn't Matt want to ask you any questions?"
Asked by: crazyfakename123
, Time answered: 11/25/04 - 1:00 PM
#37) "If whatever you were thinking about were to suddenly erupt out of your head..."
Asked by: Mike
, Time answered: 11/24/04 - 11:02 PM
#36) "If you had another arm growing out of your back, like where say a tail would..."
Asked by: Mike
, Time answered: 11/24/04 - 10:46 PM
#35) "How many cool things can you list that FAQ could be an acronym for?"
Asked by: Jennasess
, Time answered: 11/24/04 - 10:15 PM
#34) ""SU-per Hu^ge 0ffers Rush68 V1a'gra - $199.95 (60 pil|s) Va|ium - $259.95..."
Asked by: Rush
, Time answered: 11/24/04 - 8:23 PM
#33) "Why are most women so materialistic?"
Asked by: Anonymous
, Time answered: 11/24/04 - 8:18 PM
#32) "I have a php question for you. I'm using this php function: <span style='font-family:monospace;'><?php..."
Asked by: 29
, Time answered: 11/24/04 - 7:35 PM
#31) "about five months my boyfriend had 80% of his stomach removed due to cancer..."
Asked by: lindsay
, Time answered: 11/24/04 - 1:31 PM
#30) "put the super dave page the fuck back up"
Asked by: lindsay
, Time answered: 11/24/04 - 12:18 PM
#29) "Will Kevin and you hold me to that agreement where if you guys dont have gay..."
Asked by: Scott (from canada)
, Time answered: 11/24/04 - 3:43 AM
#28) "Will Kevin and you ever hold that thing to me about how I said I would have..."
Asked by: Crystal
, Time answered: 11/24/04 - 2:24 AM
#27) "i am 20 and my girlfriend is 16. if i wanger her zanger, am i breaking any..."
Asked by: count kevula
, Time answered: 11/24/04 - 1:55 AM
#26) "will we ever watch spanish soap operas together again?"
Asked by: Andrew
, Time answered: 11/24/04 - 1:24 AM
#25) "If you had to choose between getting your penis cut off, or getting your ass..."
Asked by: Josh
, Time answered: 11/24/04 - 1:16 AM
#24) "Why won't you put up the dave dancing page? :'("
Asked by: Kristina
, Time answered: 11/23/04 - 7:02 PM
#23) "How big is rush's penis?"
Asked by: "Penis"
, Time answered: 11/23/04 - 12:19 PM
#22) "If you could have any super power, but had to become a woman to receive it,..."
Asked by: Mike
, Time answered: 11/23/04 - 9:56 AM
#21) "Will I ever be as cool as you? If not, do you give lessons?"
Asked by: Josh
, Time answered: 11/23/04 - 9:20 AM
#20) "Yeah.. why did you gay up the font? It looks like a 15 year old girl's site..."
Asked by: 29
, Time answered: 11/23/04 - 8:56 AM
#19) "Is being a bulimic less a sin than being an alcoholic, drug addict, homosexual,..."
Asked by: 29
, Time answered: 11/23/04 - 2:25 AM
#18) "what is your favorite fantasy of sex with me?"
Asked by: Joe, Puncher of Emo Kids
, Time answered: 11/23/04 - 2:01 AM
#17) "What's up with the incredibly gay lettering at the top of the page? It was cool..."
Asked by: Meagan
, Time answered: 11/23/04 - 1:49 AM
#16) "if i were to somehow eliminate lisa would you have kinky sex with me?"
Asked by: allie
, Time answered: 11/22/04 - 10:18 PM
#15) "Why am I following you?"
Asked by: "yeah"
, Time answered: 11/22/04 - 9:44 PM
#14) "can i be the mother to the children who may one day become kev's evil-doing..."
Asked by: allie
, Time answered: 11/22/04 - 9:42 PM
#13) "no, i meant will you give me your babies and let me keep them and raise them..."
Asked by: kev
, Time answered: 11/22/04 - 4:23 PM
#12) "can you help me with my calculus homework?"
Asked by: allie
, Time answered: 11/22/04 - 4:05 PM
#11) "Did anyone buy my new album "Encore"? I'm just asking because i'm..."
Asked by: Eminem
, Time answered: 11/22/04 - 9:55 AM
#10) "so what are you getting for pantsoff this year?"
Asked by: neptune
, Time answered: 11/22/04 - 9:18 AM
#9) "Why do I love you so much?"
Asked by: 29
, Time answered: 11/22/04 - 9:04 AM
#8) "Okay, two parter here, this ones a doozy. Why does half life 2 suck so much,..."
Asked by: Rush
, Time answered: 11/22/04 - 6:36 AM
#7) "Why does the word pants show up 41 times in the logs (not including the favourites)?"
Asked by: Rush
, Time answered: 11/22/04 - 6:08 AM
#6) "What the hell gave you the idea to start this page??"
Asked by: Cassie
, Time answered: 11/22/04 - 4:09 AM
#5) "why is lapitroll from the logs so damn cool?"
Asked by: Anonymous
, Time answered: 11/22/04 - 4:05 AM
#4) "What's the meaning of life?"
Asked by: Scott (from canada)
, Time answered: 11/22/04 - 3:59 AM
#3) "wtf?"
Asked by: 29
, Time answered: 11/22/04 - 3:55 AM
#2) "is anyone going to actually ask questions?"
Asked by: Dave (me)
, Time answered: 11/22/04 - 3:24 AM
#1) "can i have your babies?"
Asked by: kev
, Time answered: 11/22/04 - 3:21 AM
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