i made this page full of icons, most of which are completely insane, knowing fully well that nobody is going to use any of them at all. but, i was bored, and wanted something to do. they all suck, but hey, nobody's forcing you to use them. if you like one and decide to use it, let me know! i'm "magisterofmayhem" on aim, as everybody knows! also, some of these icons are 48x48 and some are 50x50, since aim is retarded, and different versions vary between using 48x48 and 50x50 for icon sizes. some of these were made at different times, so as a result, some are different sizes. oh well, i'm sure they'll look okay on whatever version you use! click on an icon to quickly and easily set it as your own icon! (yeah right, like you're gonna use any of these)
btw, all of these icons were made by me, dave. i'm doing you a favor by not putting my name or site address on them, do me a favor by not stealing them and claiming them as your own! thanks!
(also, some of these icons might appear to be moving too fast in your web browser, kind of an oversight, but in AIM they'll be slowed down to 10 frames per second, or at least they will be in some versions)
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video game related:

- two of the main characters from earthbound, walking around the border of the icon. yeah...

- same thing, but this time, ness's hat falls off and lands back on his head, pure genius!

- ness's face... spinning around... yep.

- black antoid, an enemy from earthbound!

- rowdy mouse, another enemy from earthbound!

- rowdy mouse... disco dancing!

- crash man, a boss from mega man 2, also disco dancing!

- crash man,
not disco dancing! also, i'm aware of the frame at the end where he points at the word "dave," that's there on purpose so when aim freezes the icon after a while, it stops with him pointing at dave.

- eddy, the item-giving guy from some mega man games, jumping out of himself... makes sense, right? i don't know why i made any of these.

- air man, a boss from mega man 2, who i made spin around in circles for no reason at all!

- bass, (also known as forte) from the megaman series, combined with his dog, treble (also known as... gospel), to form a purple, jet-packed guy. cool animated picture of him hovering!

- wood man, from mega man 2, being retarded!

- mega man! doing cool mega manly stuff!

- mega man! rolling his eyes! ...hehe

- lemmy koopa, the good ol' ball-riding boss of world 6 from super mario bros. 3! everyone loves lemmy! nobody likes the lemmy from the band Motorhead, who he was named after, though.

- banzai bill, oversized living bullet monster from super mario world!

- the player character from the hugely successful game, sacrilege, which is available only at my website!

- dual-knife-wielding altar boy from sacrilege!

- hammer-and-beer-wielding school girl from sacrilege!

- bomb-and-middle-finger-wielding nun from sacrilege!

- evil three headed hell monster from sacrilege!

- text kirby! dancing! yeah!

- this icon is my pride and joy, it's a guy from river city ransom smacking a bad guy in the face repeatedly with what is either a bat, a board, or some kind of stick, but has been called a loaf of bread and a cyst. totally awesome.

- leonardo and raphael from turtles in time, doing what appears to be having sex, but actually it's just leo standing up from being knocked down, just with the best comedic timing and positioning ever.
photographical pictures:

- named "best icon ever" but probably actually among the stupidest, me making a weird face, while flipping back and forth.

- me doing the same thing, except i'm black and wearing a tuxedo!

- me, in a sad looking, weird, profile view. kinda boring!

- "DISHES, YOU BETTER FUCKING CHILL!"

- "dum dum dishes cleaning time! hur!" or something

- THE WRATH OF SAD KEVIN!

- i don't think i'm allowed to tell you what this is, but just know that it's one of the best things in the world.

- bill's dog, puppy! BEING FLIPPED HORIZONTALLY!

- bearantula/spidear! the largest spider ever! from kevin's wall, and the "8 legged bear" story on my site, or whatever.

- BROOMCAT! NO EXPLANATION NECESSARY!

- my cat being lifted painfully into air by me, with a look of horror upon his face and paws.

- a ham, cheese, turkey, balogna, mayo sandwich, or something. idunno! kevin made it!

- aw, a little girl crying! :'(

- you know, a penguin hat.
site related and random other crap:

- i made this for an atheist friend of mine, john. he told me what to draw, and i drew it. i like it, although it was a lot funnier a few years ago when i made it.

- an explosion. it's supposed to say "BOOM" but i accidentally wrote "BUFFALO".

- hermit crabs in love! aw! i had a cool animated version of this once but i accidentally deleted it.

- hey, it's my name!

- hey, it's my name!

- hey, it's me playing the guitar!

- hey, it's eatface!

- hey, it's the fish that rush says he thinks of when he thinks of my screen name!

- hey, it's DAVE RULES! i'm sure you'll all want this as your icon.

- blah blah!

- clearly it's an icon of one guy repeatedly kneeing another guy in the face.

- a guy with a nipple for a head who is sporting a "dave logs" t-shirt, hehe.

- it's a pirate that doesn't look too happy.

- it's me holding a guitar and "the dave site" is written under it, it's taken from a fake site t-shirt i made which is in the crap folder. lindsay drew the me with the guitar, but you can hardly see it in the icon anyway.

- an evil snail i drew... hehe.

- this is a guy stabbing himself repeatedly and inexplicably, in the face.

- it's a guy with a stretched out face, i thought it would make a nice icon.
very-quickly-made danzig icons:

- here's just a few danzig icons that i made for my friend/boss dan..

- another...

- another.....

- ANOTHER!!