the former "location" of "the greatest story ever told"
the bad news: the story that used to be found at this page -- about a man, a terrible roommate, and the relationship they had -- has been removed. it had received many links from various IMMENSELY popular sites across the web, and my host decided that if the traffic continued to be so huge, we would reach our bandwidth limit easily. i was told to take down the story for that reason, and because he didn't want such large amounts of traffic to be generated by content that wasn't written by anyone on this site.	... He shat in a lot of our fixtures. He would put his shit in baggies and leave them in strange places. I was thankfull for when he used a baggie. A few words of advice for potential room-mates: A light fixture is not a toilet. A heating vent is not a toilet. The sink is not a toilet. The oven is not a toilet. That is all. ...
the good news: the story that used to be found at this page can be found at many other web sites that aren't mine. rush and i were under the impression that the > original forum thread < didn't exist anymore, but rush just found it again. you could look there, since it's the original source of the story, or you could > search google for a condensed version < of it similar to the one i used to provide. the wyseguys.com one is pretty nice, but i'm too nice to directly link it without asking permission.	... I unlocked the front door of the apartment and pushed it open, after confirming that Jed's truck was gone. The lights in the place were out and the shades were drawn. The light shone inside and revealed that there were strange particulates hanging in the air. Not quite smoke. I would almost say that the odor was so thick in the apartment that it could be seen with the naked eye. Upon reflection, I imagine that what I was seeing was mold spores. ...
the indifferent news: if you're looking for more things that are just as hilarious as the roommate story, and considered by many to be funnier, be sure to check out > my web site <. specifically > the mini-logs <, the funniest aim quotes IN THE WORLD! this may sound like a shameless plug, and it is, but i'm really proud of my site, and i think that if you're interested in quality internet humor (which you obviously are), then you'll greatly enjoy what's to be found on my site. anyway, thanks for reading, and sorry for the redirection.	WrathofKevin: man i'm gonna get myself a cute, shy gf WrathofKevin: preferably really religious and quiet WrathofKevin: and treat her really nice WrathofKevin: and get her to love me WrathofKevin: and take her to nice restaurants WrathofKevin: and then on our wedding night WrathofKevin: we're gonna be sealing our intimate love WrathofKevin: and i'm gonna pull out and blow it all over her face WrathofKevin: and then divorce her and move to france